OK I have been lazy or maybe life has been crazy. Either way I haven't done an FF post in a while so here goes. Tell me about the first time you had an embarrassing moment that "scared you for life". This on is sort of simple(I am easing my way back in)
I was in 8th grade and thought I was so hot to trot(does that phrase make me sound old) Anyway I can remember I was in Ms. Niles biology class and all my friends were in the class with me not to mention the guys that make your heart skip a beat.I was asked to bring something up to the front of the class for a presentation. So I started to get out of my seat knowing that all eyes would be on me. I was of course excited because I was wearing my new black skirt you know the kind that was tight and hugged all of the right places of my size 6 in shape, little fat, trim, tone, tanned, no cellulite, still in the right place body(sorry I was reminiscing because now that same skirt would look I was smuggling cottage cheese into the country, sorry for the visual, that's what four kids does to you)But, I digress, so I put one foot down on the floor and start to stand up when I realize that there is something wet on the floor and the next thing I know I am flying through the air and all I see is the ceiling and my feet in the air. Yes that's right folks I had flashed the entire class including my teacher. Did I care that my rear had just hit the hard concrete floor and may have broken my tail bone, no way I was mortified, but being the cool girl that I was I laughed got up and commenced to deliver my presentation. Later that day my friends came up to me and,I guess trying to make me feel better, said they liked the color of my underwear. Thanks ladies, but all I wanted to do at that point was go home and never return. However I survived and am a better person for it right? Now tell me yours.
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You poor thing! That's rough for an eighth grader to deal with. Actually, that's rough at any age. Anyway, your cottage cheese comment made my day. Too funny :)
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